Gift Idea- My Day off!

I am taking a day off- no one at home , kids are at the beach with daddy and I have spent my day window shopping, running errands and planted here in front of my friend Mac! I was strolling through blog land when I nearly spit my coffee on the screen! This one is so good I have to share- need a good laugh PLEASE READ THIS! I dare you to not Laugh!
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